This is not a drill

Ohmuhgerd. You guys. I can not handle how stinkin amazing the Poppy calendar came out. You are going to poop your pants. I didn’t order a ton because I wasn’t sure how many people would actually follow through on purchasing and I don’t like having to track people down, so get one while I have…

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The Poppy calendar

It’s that time of year again! So listen, I realize that having a paper calendar is rather archaic. I get that you have a calendar on every single last one of your cell phones. I understand that the larger population of our species no longer use pencils or pens to write ourselves a reminder of…

Harper turns 8.

My baby, my only child, turned 8 on Monday. 8! How the hell? Who let this happen? About a month ago I asked Harper, “what do you want to do for your birthday?”. Every other year I throw her a party. I am not throwing a damn party every single year, sorry. So the in…

Meh-he-ho

The other day, someone on Instagram asked me where my post was about our trip to Cabo. “Holy shiz”, I totally forgot! I legitimately forgot to post about our trip. You guys, what’s wrong with me? I mean, who really cares about me going on vacation if you really break it down but, you know…

You need these in your life!

Every time I’ve sat down to start writing this blog, I’ve chickened out. Why? I don’t know why. I think because I don’t want to come off as sales(y). I don’t want you to think I’m a snake oil salesman. I guess I’m scared of what you will think of me. Over the years, I’ve…

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